THE "FUCK-IT" HAT
THE "FUCK-IT" HAT
THE "FUCK-IT" HAT
THE "FUCK-IT" HAT
THE "FUCK-IT" HAT
THE "FUCK-IT" HAT
MOCA

THE "FUCK-IT" HAT

$75.00 $60.00
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This hat with the all-around brim gives you 360 degree protection from the sun. BUT. You don’t go out in the sun because you’re on your computer all day aping in to NFTs and you know what? THAT’S FINE - this hat still looks good as fuck indoors plus covers up unwashed hair, you know? Use it on video calls for an immediate +69 clout boost or for thirst traps or whatever.

In collaboration with MOCA
  • One Size Fits Most
  • 98% cotton, 2% spandex
  • 3″ (7.6 cm) crown
  • Head circumference: 21 ⅝″–23 ⅛″ (55 cm–58.7 cm)
  • Premium Flexfit sweatband

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MetaFactory Pre-Order: 20% discount for pre-production purchases during Open Edition drop period. Anticipate longer fulfillment times.
Limited extra inventory will be produced to cover any potential product losses, then later released as a Last Chance Drop at full-retail price with quick shipping.

Drop Closes Friday, 10.15 at 5:00pm EDT

Anticipate 4-6 weeks for delivery. Limited production begins after sale to minimize waste ♻️

Ships from US. Customs/VAT not guaranteed, predetermined or covered in retail/shipping prices. Buyers are responsible for adhering to their country's policies and any additional duties/taxes imposed by them (the troll tolls). Any losses or damages outside of MetaFactory's control are case-by-case on resolutions and not guaranteed. All sales are final. We'll provide customer service, but we don't reproduce Limited Editions to maintain the scarcity.